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BANG! and the Skellies present: Wet n' Wild Ride!
Hey folks, it looks like there's a new bike club in town. Oops, I'm sorry, "Bike Gang". I dunno y'all, whenever I think bike gang I think exhaust fumes and crystal methamphetamine not pedals and squirt guns, but that's just me.
Nonetheless, the members of the newly formed BANG (Bike + Gang. Get it?) are teaming up with the constantly active Skellies to host a Wet and Wild Ride THIS Saturday, and all of y'all are invited! Here are the details straight from the Facebook event posting:
We all have bikes, lets ride them!
It's hot out there? Let's ride our bikes to some water.
Its time to have some Wet & Wild fun. We are BANG! so let's carry water guns and have a squirting fest. We are also sharing the fun with our friends, the Skellies, who will be joining us on this one.Here's the plan: We meet at the Ped Bridge at 3pm (leave at 3:30) ride for a few miles while getting hot and tan, then take our first wet stop ...at Barton Springs, then we ride some more, take our 2nd stop and cool down at a neighborhood pool, ride a little more and end at a friendly pub/bar to quench our thirst.
What you need: a bike, a bathing suit, sun screen, lock, ID, water guns and other water "portage" devices, money for barton springs and bar, and a good attitude.
See ya on the Wet & Wild side,
Larisa (aka "Big Bang Theory)
Talk about a week-end of squirt gun carnage. Tonight's social ride, tomorrow's Critical Mass, AND Saturday's Wet n Wild ride?!? Go hit up the toy store and get one NOW, you'll be glad you did.
3pm on the Lamar Bridge this Saturday is where the crew will be. It's going to be HOT so be sure to bring TONS of water. Preferably in the form of water balloons.

From Larissa, with the BANG! girls:
"Hey Kids,
We are putting more "wild" into this ride. Instead of doing a second swimming spot, I thought we'd hit up the Ozone Celebration for a bit, they are having an expansion and will have music and free beer"
personally, i hope everyone stays in the swimsuits the whole time.
long live the rio thong